Sparty On, Cowboy

If you just play along a little bit, I'll describe Wednesday night on Duval St. There were some interestings sitings. Only 2 were notable, however. The others, if you picture this: Imagine the guy you work next to walking down the stree in a dress and makeup. Or think about the female cashier at Meijers in jeweled or metallic pasties and a thong. There...that's what I'm talking about. I prefer to mention  the 2 best - a shirtless guy in a cowboy hat, black leather chaps and a Spartan green jockstrap. The real show-stopper was a cutie in a scanty red outfit trying (mostly unsuccessfully) to ride her bike down Duval in high heels. It was pretty funny and gave me and others a reason to stare. You can guess her hair color if you want. The Green Parrot was the hottest place with great music and a spill-over crowd out into the street. Without warning some showers started up and it was time to go watch the World Series and the Key Lime Pie battle between the Blonde Giraffe and Blue Heaven on the Travel Channel. The winner - The Blonde Giraffe although I'm told by locals Kermit's should have been in the contest and would have won.