It's Body Art, Knucklehead

It's all right. I'm the same way. You want the prurient details of the opening of Fantasy Fest. Well, here are the highlights. 1. A guy in a well decorated motorized wheelchair rolling down the street with the Four Seasons' song, "Walk Like a Man" playing repeatedly on his boom box. 2. A young lady in a gold lame swimsuit riding by on a motor scooter. 3.Outstanding looking food in great quantities in the Goombay festival in Bahama Village. 4. Reggae and rap playing on every corner in the Bahama Village. 5. A large crowd gathered outside the Drag Asylum watching the costumes of those going into the joint. 6.When I inquired where I might best see the, uh, you know, people who have painted bodies, the young lady with the Russian accent said, "Oh, the body art? You can see that every night." 7. (Not a highlight) I've seen the "I (heart) to fart"  t-shirts before in store windows. Now, I've seen someone wearing one.