My Training Regimen - How It's Going

Fantasy Fest is still two weeks away. The theme this year is, "Habitat for Insanity." Well, anyway, I'm like those hicks from the country who go to Chicago and keep pointing up at the tall buildings, "Look at that one. Wow, look at that one." So yesterday at the walk along Smathers Beach there is an old guy (my age?) riding, as slow as one can ride a bike, in a white thong. My first experience seeing a male in a real thong.(Look at that!). Then, and remember I knew the hot pants era, a young female runner goes by in what would be a fraction (1/3) of a hot pants. (Look, look at that). Finally as I'm coming home from town last night and near the Bayview Park, a male runner clad only in a red sombrero, red shorts, and a lighted, flashing belt goes by. Spectators hoot and holler as he waves to the crowd. He must be a regular attraction. (Look). I can say right now I'm not nearly ready for the main event. I've got to do a better job of preparing.