Animals, revisited

Okay, I admit I was wrong about those f***** iguanas. They're no picnic. According to my sources they were accidentally introduced into the ecosystem down here by a disgruntled iguana-as-a-pet owner. And they've multiplied big-time. They apparently have no known predators (besides me). So, my iguana who poses daily outside and some days looks gray and some days looks green is nothing but a poop machine. As I cleaned up the yard the other day, I realized he/she is way worse than a dog, in terms of poop volume, and can't even wag it's 2 foot tail. Today as I complained to my 79 year old neighbor, we entered into a contract. She has never cared for the bastards and says she will gladly use her pellet gun on the culprit if she sees him/her. Problem solved, I hope. As far as those f****** geckos are concerned, well, I grabbed one by the tail to give it a fling and the tail broke off. It scampered away minus the tail. Back to the drawing board on that. I'll never buy that car insurance. In real life, they're really not cute. Those experiences plus the fish who speared the innocent kayaker, I'm not going to be bonding with nature like I thought.