Well apparently it's been tried before, but this time they (the authorities) really mean it. Warnings are being issued about public nudity during the Fantasy Fest. Not toplessness, that's still okay. It's full nudity that will not be tolerated this year. And heck, that's why I'm here.
The other noteworthy story in today's paper concerned the use of outside showers, bathtubs, and toilets in Key West particularly in the Old Town section where space is at a premium. If you're from Michigan, don't try this at home.
And a big Happy Birthday shout out to the triplets: Jack, Ryan, and that darling Brookie who are now 2!
See, this is where Florida is way ahead of Michigan. The debate over the outside toilets in Key West would not occur here because Michiganders - most notably U-M hockey coaches - just create their own outhouses in public places.
ReplyDeleteHowever, the hanging chads from the 2000 Presidential election indicate a distinct lack of progressive thinking in Florida on subjects unrelated to outhouses and public nudity. And perhaps hanging chad, outhouses and public nudity shouldn't be disgussed in the same post?
A bigger question: Will you be topless at the upcoming event?
Thanks for the news from Key West. Have you applied for a Security position to help keep the good people of Key West protected during Fantasy Fest?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the birthday shout out. You missed a great party :-) Love hearing about your adventures! Still hoping for pictures one of these days...
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