Monday, December 13, 2010
Heads Are Going to Roll
I just learned some knucklehead in H.R. issued an inadvertent pink slip to the most valuable of our team here at M.A.I.K.W, our I.T. guru, Jenny. When contacted personally, she graciously returned with a complete sense of understanding about how mistakes sometimes occur. Meanwhile when I identify that someone over at H.R. a head is going to roll. Count on it, Jenny, and welcome back!
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It's damn well about time this issue got resolved. This is why unions form. My suggestion to Jenny is to at least put in a claim for back pay & leverage (you have to use the word "leverage" these days as often as possible) this moment for anything else she can get. The Teamsters have hit some hard times & they might want to also leverage this issue & get a diesel rig & a group outside of M.A.I.K.W. Corporate Headquarters for a little P.R. Can somebody please clean up the iguana scat before they get there? Is there anyway to leverage iguana scat?
ReplyDeleteHey, hey There's no need for all that. It was a mistake. No need to call in Mike Wallace. I'm sure we can just keep this between us.
ReplyDeleteForget Mike Wallace. This one merits Michael Moore. How did something like this happen? The founder of M.A.I.K.W. was once a kind social worker. The second he goes corporate, stuff like this happens! Is there some money behind the scenes pulling strings? Who's running this popcycle stand anyway? We need the truth! Well, then I guess that means we shouldn't involve Michael Moore, but...hey...how about Julian Assange?
ReplyDeleteWell oh yeah, Incrypt this!
ReplyDeleteDave, thanks for the support. After a discussion with my lawyer, we've decided to go after the state pension. M.A.I.K.W. won't know what hit him. That's what he gets for defaming my name.
ReplyDeleteFondly,
Jenny